{"id":22,"date":"2009-12-15T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katebailward.com\/drivinglikeamaniac\/?p=22"},"modified":"2011-04-03T12:08:55","modified_gmt":"2011-04-03T10:08:55","slug":"its-all-greek-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.katebailward.com\/drivinglikeamaniac\/2009\/12\/its-all-greek-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s all Greek to me"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"\"<\/a>(image by Kate Bailward<\/a>)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

My name is Katja, and living in Italy has turned me into a pretentious twat.<\/span><\/p>\n

Back in my teenage years, reading all the big travel memoirs (you know the kind of thing – Londoner creative-type becomes bored of London, moves to ruined cottage in France\/Spain\/Italy, lives an unaccustomed simple life, encounters oh-so-hilarious difficulties along the way, ends up falling in love with the place),\u00a0 I always hated the writers who casually sprinkled their text with foreign words.\u00a0 I imagined the writer feeling superior when first deciding to use that word.\u00a0 Oh, look at me – I know words that you don’t know!\u00a0 But don’t feel bad – it’s just that you’re not as well-travelled and erudite and clever as I am!\u00a0\u00a0 Ha ha ha!<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course, now that I am that smug Londoner-turned-Expat, I find myself littering foreign words all over the place, as if this were perfectly normal.\u00a0 I’ll let you into a secret, however: my Italian is abysmal.\u00a0 I mean, really<\/em>.\u00a0 This is one way of practising without being laughed out of court.\u00a0 You know those double letters that you see all the time in Italian words?\u00a0 Well, they’re enunciated.\u00a0 Penne<\/em>, if only a single ‘n’ is pronounced, apparently means penis.\u00a0 (At least, I think that’s what he was trying to tell me through his blushes.\u00a0 Yeah, THAT was embarrassing.)\u00a0 Luckily for you, though, you only see the written word and aren’t subjected to my horrible accent.\u00a0 I’m sparing you all, really.\u00a0 Honest.<\/span><\/p>\n

Writing the words down also means that I can check the meanings before committing myself to paper.\u00a0 Except that I don’t bother, half the time.\u00a0 Not clever, and resulting in hasty edits a week later, having learnt the actual phrase rather than just something I’ve unintentionally made up by adding an Italian ending to a French word.\u00a0 Sometimes this does work, but more not than often, unfortunately. <\/span><\/p>\n

Having written all of this down, of course, my dirty little secret is out: not only am I a pretentious twat, but a language doofus.\u00a0 Sshh, though – it’s just<\/span> fra noi<\/em>, yeh?<\/span><\/p>\n

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